Broken zippers, split seams, straps that come untied at the most embarrassing moment possible—what's your most memorable experience with an unexpected wardrobe malfunction?
Not that of the young lady who complained that sexual intercourse with the enormous Christopher Soames MP was like being fallen on by a vast wardrobe with the key sticking out.
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